McCanns: who would attract you to see 'Madeleine the Movie' ?

I would never ever go to see such a film. I will never give the McCanns a penny of my money. but I think JAMES DREYFUS (from Gimme Gimme Gimme) should play Gerry. JENNIFER SAUNDERS (she can do the miserable look to perfection) should play Kate and the only contender for auntie Philomena would be JO BRAND (for obvious reasons)